- This is the cold hard wise truth. But truths are bloody difficult to maintain.
THE FIVE STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS !!
Stage #2 — Handsome/Pretty
This is when you are convinced that you are the best looking person in
the entire room and everyone is looking at you. You begin to wink at
perfect strangers and ask them to dance because of course they had been
admiring you the whole evening. You are the center of attention, and all
eyes are directed at you because you are the most beautiful thing on the
face of the earth. Now keep in mind that you are still smart, so you can
talk to this person who has been admiring you about any and all subjects
under the sun.
Tune in for the next stage.
Face it, we are not an intelligent species. We screw up at every chance we get, then we blame others to cover up our flaws. This blog will not only educate you but teach you matters that matter. So start admitting you know nothing, so you will end up knowing something!
{Warning: This blog is mindfuck within a mindfuck! So Re-blog, Recommend & Follow; that's what she said} [ ASK ME ANYTHING, I DARE U ]
